→ [PDF]-Free Read Hope Never Dies: An Obama Biden Mystery ↕ ePUB By Andrew Shaffer ❥ → [PDF]-Free Read Hope Never Dies: An Obama Biden Mystery ↕ ePUB By Andrew Shaffer ❥ The night this all started, I was in a black Irish mood And that was before I learned my friend was dead I was sitting at my computer, and Id stumbled across oneof those so called paparazzi videos It opened with a wide shotof Cape Towns fabled Table Mountain The camera panneddown to the white capped waves in the harbor An impossiblylong speedboat entered the frame, cutting through the surf likea buttered bullet A parasailor trailed behind the boat, highin the sky, tethered to the stern by a thin rope The camerazoomed in on the daredevils face, and I saw that my old friendBarack Obama was having the time of his life Unencumbered by his dead weight loser vice president, 44was on the vacation to end all vacations Windsurfing on RichardBransons private island Kayaking with Justin Trudeau.BASE jumping in Hong Kong with Bradley Cooper Barackwasnt simply tempting the fateshe was daring them Andwhy not If he could survive eight long years as the first blackUS president, he could survive anything Not that I was worried about him I was done getting all worked up over Barack Obama I forced myself to look away from the computer I turnedto face the dartboard on the back wall of my office It was anold Christmas gift from my daughter Id kept it in storage formany years, but now I finally had some free time on my hands Maybe too much free time One call, I said to my faithful companion, Champ Isthat too much to ask The dog glanced up with indifference Hed heard it allbefore Just one phone call, I said With a snap of the wrist, I sent the dart sailing across theroom It hit its mark, right between Bradley Coopers piercingblue eyes Eight years I plucked the darts from the shredded magazinecover taped to the board And not even a gosh darnedpostcard Barack even had the gall to tell People magazine thatwe still went golfing together on occasion To save face, Irepeated the lie The truth was, there hadnt been any golfoutings No late night texting Not even a friendly poke onFacebook I watched the skies for smoke signals I read the New York Times, dissecting headlines, looking for clues he mighthave left me Nothing Sometimes late at night, after Jillwas sound asleep, I scrolled through the old text messagesBarack and I had exchanged a lifetime ago It was an exercisein futility If I kept picking at the wound, it was nevergoing to heal In the darkness outside my office window, I glimpsed atiny flickering light I turned off my desk lamp to get a better look, and thereit was again a pinprick of orange light, like a firefly or acigarette A prowler Maybe Only one way to find out Lets go, Champ The dogs ears perked up I spun the dial on the smallcloset safe There were two things inside my Medal of Freedom and my SIG Sauer pistol The bean shooter was a giftId bought for myself, in spite of Jills objections Arent yourshotguns enough shed asked What on earth could youneed a handgun for For times like this, Jill I slipped the pistol into the waistband at the small of myback, then tucked my polo shirt over it I called to my wife, Im letting Champ out She didntanswer back I could hear the TV playing in our bedroom Law and Order. I should have been watching with her InsteadI opened the back door As soon as I did, Champ raced across the lawn and toreoff into the woods The motion light over the back porchshould have kicked on, but the bulb was burnt out It was an old one, I guess Old bulbs were meant to burn out The moon was full enough to light up the backyard Our7,000 square foot lake house sat on four acres of property.Late at night, it was possible to imagine you were all alonein the world Tonight, however, I wasnt alone Ahead in the woods was that pinprick of light And now I smelled tobacco, a familiar brand Marlboro Reds Dont get your hopes up, I told myself Hope is just a four letter word. I crossed the yard, walking to the spot where Champ haddisappeared into the trees At the edge of the clearing, I spieda vertically challenged man in a dark gray suit and matchingtie He had short, spiky hair, like hed recently been dischargedfrom the Marines and was letting it grow out An earpiece wiredisappeared into his collar Secret Service My heart was beating faster than a dog licking a dish My own security detail had been dismissed several weeksearlier Vice presidents were granted six months of protectionfollowing their time in office and not a day unless therewere extenuating circumstances Nice night for a walk, I said Secret Service nodded toward the woods, showing me theway I ducked under a low hanging branch and kept walking.The heavy foliage overhead diffused the moonlight I had totread carefully to avoid the underbrush The smell of burningtobacco grew stronger I called for Champ In response, I heard flint striking metal A lighter, close by I swiveled around There To my left, by the big oak Tenpaces away A man crouched low, scratching Champ behindthe ears German shepherds dont take to strangers, but thisman was no stranger He rose to his feet, a slim figure in his black hand tailoredsuit His white dress shirt was unbuttoned at the neck He tooka long drag off his cigarette and exhaled smoke with leisure.Barack Obama was never in a hurry.An Official Summer Read of Publishers Weeklyand The Interrobang Hope Never Diesis a roughly 300 page work of political fanfiction, an escapist fantasy that will likely appeal to liberals pining for the previous administration, longing for the Obama Biden team to emerge from political retirement as action heroes But its also at times a surprisingly earnest story about estranged friends who are reunited under strange circumstances.Alexandra Alter, New York TimesWhile readers are sure to get a kick out of the codenames and inside jokes used playfully throughout, Hope Never Diesis an intriguing saga that doesnt sacrifice momentum for winks and nods Entertainment WeeklyIts easy to imagine that if these fist bumping brothers were ever to become a modern Sherlock and Watson, the world might be a better, interesting place USA Today,out of fourObama and Biden are the ultimate crime fighting team in Hope Never Dies Washington PostAn ambitious and completely successful novel BooklistDeeply weird and very funny The Wall Street Journal Step aside Holmes and Watson back off Poirot and Hastings A new pair of amateur sleuths are hitting town this month Barack Obama and Joe Biden The Guardian UK A novel nostalgic for a feel good moment in US politicsone that now seems far in the past.Quartz Hope Never Diesis the lighthearted antidote for our tense political times, the escapist summer book we all need Once you read it, youll want Brooklyn Rail Hope Never Dies is a fun lark, and the world could use of that these days Florida Times Union Hope Never Dieshas humor and heart as well as plenty of adventure and surprisingly nuanced and tender takes on aging, masculinity, jealousy, and life after eight years in power Santa Fe New Mexican An entertaining, offbeat whodunitFans of Carl Hiaasens comic crime novels will have fun Publishers WeeklyThe cool, cerebral ex POTUS is a reasonable stand in for Sherlock Holmes, and his ex VPOTUS, by turns appealingly modest and laughably self satisfied, is in some ways a better Watson than the good doctor himself KirkusThe beats of dialogue, the in jokes, and the quipsmake the book an entertaining light read Lexington Herald LeaderProbably the most unlikely pair of detectives I have ever seen.Rincey Abraham, Book RiotYou may laugh until you cry because Hope Never Diesis that funny But mostly, you may weep with joy for reuniting with a couple of old friends youve missed so much.BookTribMove over Holmes and Watson This is a fantastic book.Geeks of DoomEqual parts silly, fun, and thrillinggenuinely one of my favorite books that I have read this year RVA MagazineAn amusing story that sprinkles just the right amount of humor into a solid mystery story New York Journal of BooksAtrue bromance that will have you digging out your Yes, We Can campaign shirt Whimsical and fun, its also packed with unexpected heart and the long suffering Obama Biden banner hope Read All the CrimeAny fan of Joe Biden and who isn t a fan of Joe Biden will love this book Shaffer gets Biden Even the zaniest, most hilarious moments are grounded with a note of authenticity Put on your aviators and grab an ice cream coneyou re in for a hell of an Amtrak rideand that s no malarkey.Jeff Wilser, author of The Book of Joe The Life, Wit, and Sometimes Accidental Wisdom of Joe BidenThis may not be the buddy cop adventure America deserves, but its the one we need.Christopher Farnsworth, author of The President s Vampireand Red, White, and BloodI am physically angry that this is a work of fiction If I m ever murdered, please put Joe Biden on the case.Beth Revis, New York Timesbest selling author of 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